First, let's give you the star ratings
* = 1-2/10
** = 3-4/10
*** = 5-6/10
**** = 7-8/10
***** = 9-10/10
1. The Bag
* approx. ???
The first short film by Snurzeria, LLC. This film is private.
Release Date: 2021
Fact: The bag was a paper bag puppet, and the film was shot while Jeff Nitzel was watching Ghostbusters 2.
2. Haunted House of Spiders
* approx. ???
This was supposed to be a silent film in black and white. This film is also private.
Release Date: Oct 3, 2021
3. Lego-Pac
*** approx. 24 seconds
Lego-Pac is chasing a dot he wants to eat, eats it, but then gets eaten by another pac. Don't get Lego-Pac confused with Pac-Man.
Release Date: Oct 24, 2021
Fact: When the ball Lego-Pac is eating gets smaller, that's just a piece of construction paper.
4. Play-Doh the 13th (Playdohween)
**** approx. 1 minute, 7 seconds
Playson Voorhees goes on a rampage of murders.
Release Date: Nov 21, 2021
Fact: There was originally going to be a sequel titled "Play-Doh the 13th II: Playson Jr.", but the only footage animated was claymation of a purple ***** building itself.
5. CVGR and Ricky vs. COD Ghosts
*** approx. 12 minutes, 28 seconds
Good plot, sh*tty acting.
Release Date: Feb 21, 2022
Fact: We are working on a semi-remake of it titled "Edward and Ricky vs. COD Ghosts". Instead of one film, it will be a trilogy. Film 1's second antagonist will be revealed once the trailer arrives. Probably around March to May 2024
6. NapkinEye in Space (original)
*** approx. 5 minutes, 5 seconds
NapkinEye is going to space in order to destroy Captain Anthony's Army, but he got caught so he has to break out and stop Captain Anthony, but Captain Anthony he can transform into anyone!
Release Date: May 6, 2022
Fact: This was originally going to be Part 1 of the NapkinEye in Space Two Parter, but it got cancelled due to technical issues with the Hue HD Camera.
7. Bullshit Wars (Not giving original name)
* approx. 13 minutes, 55 seconds
Some SHITTY movie Jeff Nitzel made in 2022..
Release Date: July 1, 2022 (Compilation)
Fact 1: This film was a seven episode compilation of a series that ATTEMPTED to be serious while trying to a first be a joke. The original videos had slut shaming in it. Eh... maybe it wasn't so b--
8. The Quiet Kid (Good Ending)
*** approx. 15 seconds
This is just a parody, we are not psychopaths.
Release Date: July 5, 2022
9. NapkinEye in Space (remake)
**** approx. ???
NapkinEye is going to space in order to destroy Captain Anthony's Army, but he got caught so he has to break out and stop Captain Anthony, but Captain Anthony he can transform into anyone!
Fact 1: NapkinEye in Space was cancelled because NapkinEye was named after NapkinNate. NapkinNate turned out to be a domestic abuser, so Jeff Nitzel went from NapkinEye to ShadowEye.
Fact 2: This movie has 4 stars, because of a furry joke where Captain Anthony fires one of his scientists for being a furry. The clip was uploaded to YouTube as "EW! A FURRY!", you can watch it HERE!
10. ShadowEye in Space (Cancelled)
**** approx. 51 seconds
ShadowEye is going to space in order to destroy Captain Anthony, but he get's captured by Anthony's team, Team Anthistin. He's going to break out, but he finds out Captain Anthony can transform into anybody!
Fact 1: This film was cancelled, because Jeff Nitzel and Kamareon Sarrido are going to make their first feature film which is almost the same plot. The movie will be titled "Dan & Sam: Space Partners"
Fact 2: This again has 4 stars, because of a furry joke.
Fact 3: One of the plot things that would've been in Part 2 would've had a scene where Captain Anthony goes into a computer and NapkinEye's group and it would have a matrix room.
11. ShadowEye in Space, Part I
ShadowEye is going to space in order to stop Captain Anthony's Space Team, but he got caughtm, so now, has to break out and stop Captain Anthony. But guess what? Captain Anthony he can transform into anyone!
Release Date: 2024
Upcoming Movies
Dan & Sam: Space Partners (2023)
Daniel Miller and Samuel Turner go to space while Anthony White wants to kill them? Will the duo win, or will Anthony? Find out in Winter 2023
Release Date: Winter 2023
Rating: 13+
Fact: Space Partners originally started out as a 2022 short film titled "NapkinEye in Space". It was meant to be two parts, because it was based on "In Space with Markiplier". Those original versions will be released with the DVD!
Encounter at Station X (2024)
A group of soldiers go into an abandoned military base, but they didn't know what they saw coming.
Release Date: Summer 2024 (Theaters), Fall 2024 (Attempt to sell it to Troma)
Rating: R
Fact: Jeff Nitzel came up with the idea of this film while playing "NEW Super Sonic.EXE in Area 51" or whatever it was on Roblox.
Galactic Journey (2025)
Pilot David Solaris and his companions embark on a perilous quest to protect the galaxy from the machinations of the Red Order while unraveling the mysteries of the Celestial Key.
Release Date: Winter 2025
Rating: PG
Fact: This movie will be shot on an Arriflex 16BL.
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